Funny chicken shirt, backyard chicken lover tee, homestead apparel, farmhouse style clothing, and cozy country fashion come together in this charming "Poultcrastinating" design made for anyone who knows that spending time with chickens is never wasted.
Some days the chores can wait.
If you've ever walked outside to gather eggs only to spend the next hour talking to your hens, watching your rooster strut around the yard, or simply enjoying a peaceful morning coffee with your flock, congratulations—you've been poultcrastinating.
Featuring a vintage farmhouse-inspired illustration with cozy rustic charm, this design celebrates every chicken keeper's favorite excuse to ignore the to-do list. The weathered sign aesthetic, warm country colors, and playful definition make it a conversation starter for backyard chicken enthusiasts, hobby farmers, and anyone who believes life is better with a flock nearby.
Whether you're collecting fresh eggs, tending the coop, or simply enjoying quiet mornings with your feathered friends, this design captures the slower pace and simple joys of homestead life.
Perfect for:
Backyard chicken keepers
Homesteaders
Hobby farmers
Chicken moms
Chicken lovers
Farmhouse lifestyle enthusiasts
Fresh egg collectors
Country living fans
Cozy cottagecore style
Thoughtful gifts for poultry lovers
Because sometimes the most productive thing you can do is spend a little extra time with your chickens.
Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk, long-lasting comfort - Garment-dyed finish for a vintage, lived-in color and soft hand-feel - Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with double-needle stitched seams for durability - Tubular knit (no side seams) and relaxed fit — comfortable, reduced fabric waste - Size range S–4XL and sewn-in label; available in 58 colors
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
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M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
Width, in
18.25
20.25
22.00
24.00
26.00
27.75
29.75
Length, in
26.62
28.00
29.37
30.75
31.62
32.50
33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in
16.25
17.75
19.00
20.50
21.75
23.25
24.63
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
Why shop Hearth & Handcraft? Small family-run shop in Oklahoma. Unique designs you won’t find on Amazon. Created for slow-living souls & backyard flock lovers.
