This heavyweight garment-dyed tee brings a rugged, tongue-in-cheek vibe to casual wear. The front art — a bold, action-ready rooster with the headline “Cluck Norris” and the tagline “Fear the Feather” — reads like vintage fight-poster illustration: gritty linework, warm sunburst tones, and weathered edges. He’s the unofficial protector of the coop, feared by foxes and admired by hens. The soft, broken-in hand from garment dyeing and the relaxed fit make it feel lived-in the moment you put it on. Wear it to backyard barbecues, low-key meetups, or when you want to spark a laugh while staying comfortable. It’s for people who appreciate retro poster art, sly humor, and a shirt that sits comfortably through long days and late nights.
Product features - 100% ring‑spun US cotton — durable, pre‑shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²) for substantial feel - Garment‑dyed after construction for a soft, lived‑in color and texture - Relaxed fit with double‑needle stitching and tubular (no side seams) construction for lasting shape - Size range S–4XL (select partners); sewn‑in label and available in 58 colors - Made in Honduras with heavyweight fabric that keeps print detail crisp and bold
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
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M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
Width, in
18.25
20.25
22.00
24.00
26.00
27.75
29.75
Length, in
26.62
28.00
29.37
30.75
31.62
32.50
33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in
16.25
17.75
19.00
20.50
21.75
23.25
24.63
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
Why shop Hearth & Handcraft? Small family-run shop in Oklahoma. Unique designs you won’t find on Amazon. Created for slow-living souls & backyard flock lovers.
