If you raise chickens, you already know the math never adds up.
Chicken Math turns backyard poultry logic into a hilarious classroom-style equation that every chicken keeper instantly recognizes.
Featuring a playful chalkboard-inspired layout, hand-drawn doodles, and tongue-in-cheek equations like “1 hen + 1 hen = 12 hens”, this design perfectly captures the chaos of chicken ownership. A panicked hen clutching a calculator seals the joke — because some math just can’t be explained.
Clean, bold lettering and high contrast make this design easy to read at a distance, while the humor lands instantly with chicken owners, homesteaders, and farm lovers alike.
Perfect for:
Chicken owners & backyard farmers
Homesteaders & hobby farmers
Poultry lovers with a sense of humor
Farm life gifts
Anyone who understands “chicken math”
Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton for durability and comfort - Garment-dyed finish for soft color and lived-in texture - Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit - Double-needle stitching and tubular knit (no side seams) for lasting construction - Available S–4XL with pre-shrunk fabric and sewn-in label
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
Width, in
18.25
20.25
22.00
24.00
26.00
27.75
29.75
Length, in
26.62
28.00
29.37
30.75
31.62
32.50
33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in
16.25
17.75
19.00
20.50
21.75
23.25
24.63
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
Why shop Hearth & Handcraft? Small family-run shop in Oklahoma. Unique designs you won’t find on Amazon. Created for slow-living souls & backyard flock lovers.
