If you’ve ever planned on just two chickens and somehow ended up with a flock, you already understand Chicken Math.
This charming, cottagecore-inspired design captures the universal truth of chicken keeping: the birds multiply when you’re not looking. Featuring a joyful chicken keeper holding exactly two chickens while chaos unfolds all around them, the illustration tells the story every poultry lover knows too well. From curious side-eye hens to chickens popping up in unexpected places, this design celebrates the lovable madness of backyard flocks.
Rendered in warm, vintage-inspired tones with expressive characters and playful motion, Chicken Math: It Just… Happens. is perfect for homesteaders, backyard chicken owners, and anyone who laughs at how quickly a small flock grows.
Perfect for:
Chicken owners & backyard farmers
Homesteaders & cottagecore lovers
Poultry enthusiasts with a sense of humor
Farm life gifts
Anyone who understands chicken math
Product features - 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable, pre-shrunk - Garment-dyed for a soft color and vintage texture - Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and double-needle stitching - Tubular knit (no side seams) and sewn-in label for clean, durable finish - Available S–4XL and offered in 58 color choices
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Do not bleach - Tumble dry: low heat - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dryclean
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M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
Width, in
18.25
20.25
22.00
24.00
26.00
27.75
29.75
Length, in
26.62
28.00
29.37
30.75
31.62
32.50
33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in
16.25
17.75
19.00
20.50
21.75
23.25
24.63
Size tolerance, in
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
1.50
Why shop Hearth & Handcraft? Small family-run shop in Oklahoma. Unique designs you won’t find on Amazon. Created for slow-living souls & backyard flock lovers.
